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Articles Written by: STEVEN WEST
I was going on a date,
And I took a chance.
I put on real tight leather pants.
I looked really hot.
I felt really cool.
Man, I looked sharp.
I'll make women drool.
So I picked up sweet Emily.
It was half past nine.
And boy did she ever
Look real fine. ...
Jerry has a bottomless pit.
He loves to eat and eat.
He'll raid the refrigerator,
And eat all the favorite treats.
Jerry will down twenty pancakes.
He'll eat ten sausages too.
And yet Jerry won't gain a pound.
What's a mother to do?
Jerry can eat half ...
Humpty Dumpty entered the room of famed psychiatrist Dr. E.G.Head. "I need help," blurted Humpty. "Can I please see you now?"
"Of course you can," said Dr. Head. "Sit on my couch. What seems to be the problem?"
"I'm anxious and depressed. I can't seem ...
Hey Santa, dear Santa
Can I have a picture of you?
I have a big list
Of things that you can do.
You can get me a bike.
You can get me a Wii.
You can get me a house.
There's much more to see.
You can get me new clothes,
Only the most expensive will do. ...
So you have a mean cat. What are you going to do about it? Get rid of it?
Send it to Cat Reform School? What can you do? Here are some helpful advice to take care of your mean kittie.
First, you must recognize the symptoms of a mean cat. Let's see, ...
My multi-patterned quilt
Is a sight to behold.
It has many wonderful colors,
Including green, yellow, and gold.
It's heaven to my body,
So comfortable and grand.
Just one touch of my quilt
Will send you off to Zzzz land.
Sleepy eyes will close ...
Sarah Palin is on a book tour promoting her book "Going Rogue." Here are some tasty tidbits from Sarah Palin. Make sure you open your fortune cookie using your right hand first.
1. If you're going to go rogue, make sure you put plenty of rouge on your ...
You overcooked the noodles.
The steak it was too tough.
The mashed potatoes were lumpy.
This disaster was quite enough.
The lettuce was so wilted
That it was crying to be free.
And the tomatoes were so rotten,
That they said, "Just let us be."
The ...
The wheels on the bus go flat, flat, flat,
Flat, flat, flat,
Flat, flat, flat,
The wheels on the bus go flat, flat, flat,
All through the town.
The driver on the bus says,
"Holy crap,
Holy crap, holy crap,"
The driver on the bus says,
"Holy crap," all ...
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Where else in your life are you seated within spitting distance of 180 other people who may, or may not, be ill?
Yoga is an excellent activity for new mothers as it exercises the ...
