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Sen. Sessions's Own Personal Republican Jesus

Next to baseball, perhaps the most popular sport in American is football, which means people are always looking for the best NFL betting websites. It's also worth noting that the top sports betting guide is Sportsbetting3.com, a general info site for ...

From SEN. JOHN MCCAIN, Jesus' General,  16 Jul 2009
Related Topics: NFL

The perfect gift

Please give if you can. Paypal We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works. This is political satire. Everything posted here should be understood in that context. The General is a graduate of Bear River High in Garland/Tremonton, UT; Weber State ...

From SEN. JOHN MCCAIN, Jesus' General,  27 Jun 2009
Related Topics: George Washington University

John McCain, Iran, and a rat named Sheila

[Sen. McCain told me he wanted to post again, and frankly, I'm afraid to say no, so here he is. Please be kind in your comments or I will hear about it.] OK, goddammit I'm back. Thank you, General, for allowing me to use your electrical typing ...

From SEN. JOHN MCCAIN, Jesus' General,  16 Jun 2009
Related Topics: John McCain,  Barack Obama,  Joe the Plumber,  Twitter Inc

Beating Jeanette Jenkins

My friends, America is beset with enemies. You'll find them everywhere from Venezuela in the Middle East to Spain in South America to the newsrooms of our nation and standing next to me in debates. The next president needs to be a man who has a proven ...

From SEN. JOHN MCCAIN, Jesus' General,  9 Oct 2008

John McCain on the state of his campaign

It's late. Sen. McCain is pounding on my door. He sounds angry. Should I get it? Oh shit. He just used Joe Lieberman to break the window. I'm out of here. --The General Type, Joe, type! Type electric typing intertubes pamphlet. Just what I say! Ass ...

From SEN. JOHN MCCAIN, Jesus' General,  6 Oct 2008
Related Topics: John McCain,  Joe Lieberman,  Barack Obama,  George Washington University

Bible Spice Reads all the Newspapers and Magazines

This is political satire. Everything posted here should be understood in that context. The General is a graduate of Bear River High in Garland/Tremonton, UT; Weber State University, and The George Washington University. Squirrels piss him off. Contact ...

From SEN. JOHN MCCAIN, Jesus' General,  30 Sep 2008
Related Topics: George Washington University

John McCain discusses Crisis

Thank you, General, for allowing me to use your electrical typing intertubes pamphlet machine for this big announcement. A few years back, I saw a Matlock episode where the origin of the word "crisis" was mentioned. Apparently, if you look at the ...

From SEN. JOHN MCCAIN, Jesus' General,  29 Sep 2008
Related Topics: John McCain,  White House,  Barack Obama,  Sarah Palin

Saturday Sermon

This is political satire. Everything posted here should be understood in that context. The General is a graduate of Bear River High in Garland/Tremonton, UT; Weber State University, and The George Washington University. Squirrels piss him off. Contact ...

From SEN. JOHN MCCAIN, Jesus' General,  19 Sep 2008
Related Topics: George Washington University

McCain in Spain

You all heard how I was treated yesterday. My enemies were relentless in their mockery. They acted as if they've never forgotten something as trivial as Spain's location. But it will backfire on them. I know it will, because we've all forgotten ...

From SEN. JOHN MCCAIN, Jesus' General,  18 Sep 2008
Related Topics: NATO,  Antonio Banderas

A Rat is my Copilot

This electrical typing intertubes pamphlet machine is great. Thanks for letting me using it, again, General. So Obama gave a speech to 90,000 people. I'm not impressed with big rallies. I spent five and a half years in Hanoi giving speeches to a crowd ...

From SEN. JOHN MCCAIN, Jesus' General,  28 Aug 2008
Related Topics: Barack Obama

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