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Lady Gaga Turns Average Flotation Device Into “Jacket”

Lady Gaga is continuing on with her non-stop promotional tour of “The Fame,” even taking time to stop by NBC’s Titanic lifeboat, the S.S. Jay Leno, for a quick “Bad Romance” jaunt. Last night’s theme seemed to be “S&M Plane Makes Water Landing,” as a ...

From MICHELLE COLLINS, VH1,  24 Nov 2009
Related Topics: Jay Leno

SORRY PETA: This Turkey Still Sounds Pretty Delicious

It’s almost Thanksgiving. Which means that PETA – that People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals — will do whatever is in their power to stop you from enjoying your delicious turkey dinner. So they’ve made a commercial, which has already been “banned” ...

From MICHELLE COLLINS, VH1,  24 Nov 2009

Let Us All Pray for Little Richard Today

Little Richard is an American Icon, a delicacy of flamboyance and performance and sequins. And this week, the man responsible for making a scream his national catchphrase is asking for something in return after years of thanklessly entertaining the ...

From MICHELLE COLLINS, VH1,  24 Nov 2009
Related Topics: Aretha Franklin,  Billy Preston

Precious, Meet Fabulous. And Her Sister, Juvidermia.

Ah, to be a fly on the wall the night Precious met Fabulous. That’s actress Gabby Sidibe meeting international treasure Joan Collins at a birthday party for socialite Jack Rich. As you can see in these photos, these two seemed to hit it off marvelously, ...

From MICHELLE COLLINS, VH1,  24 Nov 2009
Related Topics: Joan Collins,  Wikipedia

How To Cry Forever, Courtesy of Orphaned Orangutans

Well ladies, get your nursing bras on, because things are about to get a lot sadder. That’s because not only is this baby orangutan named Kiss Kiss so weak and child-like (he wakes up and wants to hug the doctor, seriously), but also his mother was ...

From MICHELLE COLLINS, VH1,  23 Nov 2009
Related Topics: Al Gore

Despite Appearances, I Actually Have Nothing To Do With Tweetbooks

Last week, I received a box in the mail. Unlike my usual, ticking, livewires-sticking-out-of-crevices packages that usually arrive at my doorstep, this one seemed quiet. Almost too quiet. I cracked it open to find a hardcover book featuring my last 30 ...

From MICHELLE COLLINS, VH1,  23 Nov 2009

Being Sarah Palin: Sarah Palin Meets Sarah Palin Meets Sarah Palin

The resemblance is startling. But what on Earth could possibly be more startling? A book signing where everyone looks like Sarah Palin: Truly the first sign of 2012. Sure, most celebrities are gorgeous...with help. Check out the real face deal with ...

From MICHELLE COLLINS, VH1,  23 Nov 2009
Related Topics: Sarah Palin,  American Idol,  Adam Lambert

The Levi Johnston Playgirl Pix: Baby Got Crack

If you want to check out the rest of the photos — including many more ass shots but nary a Johnston Johnson in sight — head over to the NSFW Playgirl.com, which thankfully has plenty of other penii to keep you well occupied until morning. Extra! ...

From MICHELLE COLLINS, VH1,  23 Nov 2009
Related Topics: Levi Johnston,  Larry David

SWINE FLEW: God Hits Paula Deen in Face with a Ham

Paula Deen is an American treasure to most. But not to God, who has tried to thwart her obesity encouraging ways by knocking her out with a giant Christmas ham. There is really no other explanation for where this magical ham appeared from, other than ...

From MICHELLE COLLINS, VH1,  23 Nov 2009
Related Topics: Paula Deen

Adam Lambert Lets The Entire Country Pleasure Him at the AMAs

Last night were the American Music Awards. Which are sort of like the Grammys, but even less important, putting them somewhere between the Cable Ace Awards and the World’s Best Grandma on the scale of “trophies that don’t mean anything.” But any excuse ...

From MICHELLE COLLINS, VH1,  23 Nov 2009
Related Topics: Adam Lambert,  MTV

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