Articles Written by:    JOE MANDE     

Who sung it better?

It’s 2009 and Lil’ Kim (who looks great, beeteedubs) has just discovered the Internet. Good for her! Kim’s new video, for her song “Download” featuring T-Pain (seen in the video as his Nintendo Wii Mii alter-ego, Tii-Pain), is full of super smart and ...

From JOE MANDE, Joe Mande,  5 May 2009
Related Topics: T-Pain

The Dan Quinn story continues.

As you probably know, in the last 24 hours or so, there’s been a lot of excitement all over the blogosphere* about Dan Quinn and his Stevia-catalyzed Cold Fusion Spaceship Fuel Machine blender. So, it should come as no shock that someone has already ...

From JOE MANDE, Joe Mande,  30 Apr 2009

Dan Quinn is the genius we’ve been waiting before.

Everyone, meet Dan Quinn. He’s my new hero. He’s soon to be the richest person on planet earth because he’s discovered what Albert Einstein could not: split H2O (aka: cold fission). When Dan isn’t working on science, or downing bottles of Stevia, he’s ...

From JOE MANDE, Joe Mande,  29 Apr 2009
Related Topics: Albert Einstein

How could you be so Arli$$?

Thanks to all who came out to Totally J/K last night at UCB Theatre. For those of you who didn’t, you missed the world premier of the new J/K music video, “Arli$$.” Finally, someone made a parody of the Kanye West song “Heartless,”  about the ...

From JOE MANDE, Joe Mande,  23 Apr 2009
Related Topics: UCB,  Kanye West,  HBO,  Robert Wuhl

JK @ UCB #2

Hey, come spend your Earth Day seeing me and Noah Garfinkel warm the globe with our comedy. Seriously, we’re C02funny. Joining us will be Pete Holmes (VH1, Comedy Central, the New Yorker), Donald Glover (writer for 30 Rock, Derrick Comedy), Jesse Popp ( ...

From JOE MANDE, Joe Mande,  20 Apr 2009
Related Topics: UCB,  VH1

David Schuster

David Schuster was guest-hosting Countdown last night, and apparently thought he was supposed to write and perform his own Chappelle’s Show sketch. Granted, it’s coo-coo that Republicans are throwing simultaneous “teabagging parties” across the country ...

From JOE MANDE, Joe Mande,  15 Apr 2009
Related Topics: MSNBC

My review of “Cuchifritos”

And if you’re thinking about going, let me just tell you: DON’T BOTHER. It’s a total let down. If you pay good money to see an something called “Cuchifritos”, don’t you expect to see something involving coochies and Fritos? I certainly did. I don’t ...

From JOE MANDE, Joe Mande,  8 Apr 2009

TRIttLOGY

Hey, do you have 15 minutes to spare? Well good, because do I have a treat for you. Remember in the 90’s when Travis Tritt made a trilogy of country music videos about a paralyzed and agoraphobic Vietnam veteran? You don’t? Well he did. Read Wikipedia ...

From JOE MANDE, Joe Mande,  3 Apr 2009
Related Topics: Travis Tritt,  Wikipedia

Victory #6

A few people at the magazine contacted me last week, asking if I’d be interested in submitting my own illustrations. I told them to choke on a dick. Drawing cartoons is not what I do. My gift, my god-given talent, is taking a picture someone else ...

From JOE MANDE, Joe Mande,  2 Apr 2009

Obsessed

And watch it. And watch it. And watch it. And watch it. And watch it. And watch it. And watch it. And watch it. And watch it. And watch it. And watch it. And watch it. And watch it. And watch it. And watch it. And watch it. And watch it. And watch it. ...

From JOE MANDE, Joe Mande,  26 Mar 2009

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