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Mary-Kate Olsen In Elle: Holy Trashbag! [Cover Lies]

I'm gonna replace my Zoloft with Cheerios. Hey! All of my best relationships began in insane asylums. I stopped eating Special K. It always cured any constipation, whether I did or didn't have it. But unless I sprinkled my Zoloft into the bowl, I ...

From INTERN CHERYL, Jezebel,  2 Jul 2008
Related Topics: Ben Kingsley,  George Carlin

40 Pages Of Harper's Bazaar May Spell The Death Of All Journalism [Mag Hag]

I JUST knew this would have serious implications after reading that spread in Bazaar. Just read the NYTimes article too..I guess I'm a hopeless shoe porn addict, and Hilary Rhoda is fierce as all hell (and from Silver Spring, MD). Seeing as how I do ...

From INTERN CHERYL, Jezebel,  30 Jun 2008
Related Topics: Hilary Rhoda,  Barack Obama,  Gawker Media

Marie Claire Celebrates Saturation & The City! [Cover Lies]

Well look who's still going and going and going and going!!! (On the UK edition too. Moe checked!) Anyhow this month Marie Claire did something truly innovative and wrote out the word "and" in lieu of the customary ampersand. Just kidding, silly! The ...

From INTERN CHERYL, Jezebel,  25 Jun 2008
Related Topics: Sarah Jessica Parker

Glamour's "Beach Issue": Fight Cancer While You Soak Up The Rays! [Cover Lies]

You know how Charlize Theron's mom shot her dad when she was 13 and it was ruled self-defense because he was a wifebeater and oh, by the way, all this happened in South Africa where the law didn't really consider black people to be fully human until 199 ...

From INTERN CHERYL, Jezebel,  19 Jun 2008
Related Topics: Charlize Theron,  Will Smith,  AC/DC,  Marilyn Manson

Reading Cosmo is Like Having Quinn Morgendorffer Stand On Your Neck [Cover Lies]

Women's magazines and the bullshit they spew! Next, on Sick Sad World! "It's the biggest one I've ever seen." Can I combine two, and say "Barbecue sauce!" in bed? Let me guess...sexy summer hairstyles are pony tails! Right? This is one of the best ones ...

From INTERN CHERYL, Jezebel,  10 Jun 2008
Related Topics: Facebook Inc.,  Carrie Underwood

The Harper's (Bazaar ) Index: Rich People Pay For Sex, 'Price Upon Request' Gowns [Magazine Mashups]

Do people get confused by Harper's Magazine and Harper's Bazaar? After all, the luxury goods industry is not so different from Halliburton — shameless, ubiquitous, and really fucking talented at charging more for less. So again, Anna and I are taking ...

From INTERN CHERYL, Jezebel,  5 Jun 2008
Related Topics: Michael Jackson,  Halliburton,  George Clooney,  Nicole Richie,  Barack Obama

What The Elle? Layered Cutout Swimsuits Do A "Body Issue" Bad [Coverlies]

Rhianna is fucking fierce. and beautiful. and i LOVE HER HAIRCUT. Thank you! I so don't get her. Not pretty. Not really taleted either. I know I am going to be bashed - but I am jumpin on yer bandwagon. Um. what? Boo to this. Go back to talking about ...

From INTERN CHERYL, Jezebel,  30 May 2008
Related Topics: Rihanna,  Beyonce Knowles

The June Vogue Is So Very Confusing (Kind Of Like SJP's Awful Expression) [Cover Lies]

Jesus. Imagine how awful the rejected photos were. She can photograph beautifully, for the record. I always read "Plum Sykes" as "Plum Skies" which would be a fairly awesome name for something like a painting or a perfume. Like this cover, in it's ...

From INTERN CHERYL, Jezebel,  21 May 2008
Related Topics: Helen Hunt,  Gwyneth Paltrow,  MC Hammer

Cosmo Dares You To Drip Hot Candle Wax Down His "Back Door" [Cover Lies]

I gotta give you a standing ovation. This is the best one ever. I have to say, I am tempted every summer. Over the weekend our AC went out, and I was trying to get ready for a dinner. it was around 100 degrees. I let my hair air dry but wanted to take ...

From INTERN CHERYL, Jezebel,  19 May 2008
Related Topics: Barack Obama,  Carmen Electra,  Richard Gere,  Ricky Martin

Marie Claire's 'Body Issue' Is All About Making You Feel Bad About Yours [Cover Lies]

Wow! Natasha Lyonne is doing even better than I thought! Another horrible cover courtesy of Marie Claire. I think this is the 6th straight shitty one. Where are they getting their designers? From that Mail Order art school where you draw a clown? fuck. ...

From INTERN CHERYL, Jezebel,  14 May 2008
Related Topics: Natasha Lyonne,  Heidi Klum,  Natalie Portman,  Jessica Simpson,  Rumer Willis

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