Search for a Writer:
Calculated Writer Scores
- Frequency of opinion markers: Not set
- Sentiment markers: Not set
- What is this?
Community Writer Scores
Coverage
Words Associated with CHRIS YONKER
Most Frequently Mentioned Topics
Sources They're Writing For (last 60 days)
Writer Feed Widget
Grab this free widget and get the latest news for this writer. You can post it on your web page or blog, or add it to your desktop. Click on the "get & share" button at the bottom.
Articles Written by: CHRIS YONKER
Let’s distort the truth one last time, Bobcat Nation.
This year, I’ve continuously spat off unfounded opinions, cited shady scientific studies and enraged the politically correct with my panache.
In doing this, my goal was to alienate as many readers ...
All the chillin’ and grillin’ this weekend gave me holiday fever.
Yes, there’s nothing like a good holiday, whether you’re fueling rampant consumerism on Christmas or blowing your arm off with bottle rockets on Independence Day.
But the hoopla lasts ...
This column goes out to all the mother$%&*#@$, bleepers and *%$&-licking censors.
Today we honor the expurgators for all their party-pooping efforts in our nation’s struggle against indecency.
I remember it was only yesterday when Lucille Ball could ...
Ohio University Student Senate is a sham.
American democracy has spoiled us rotten; our blessed country has checks and balances out the wazoo and we expect everything else to work as interconnected and efficient.
But just because Ohio University is in ...
Kids, go ahead and waste your youth, but leave the electoral process out of it.
For years, the youth of America were satisfied with their music videos and their caffeinated soft drinks. Politics never made it to the roundtable discussions amidst ...
There’s nothing like a good conservative power trip.
A conservative power trip decimates the land, ripping out harmful personal freedoms where they have taken root after years and years in the fertile soil of our checks and balances.
Liberal reforms ...
The Lorax had his chance — now it’s America’s turn to speak for the trees.
If the trees could speak, they’d tell you that partisan politics have divided the American people on climate change. But on this mighty Earth Day, it is time to bridge the gap ...
There is no way to stop kids from getting high.
At first, our war on drugs targeted the foreign devils who were importing evil narcotics.
“Keep those evil drugs out of our pure country,” we yelled.
But the enemy inched closer. Before you knew it, ...
In the spirit of Diversity Awareness Month at Ohio University, let’s spend a few minutes away from digesting our “Hungriest Campus In America” title to learn more about my favorite sect: Mormon Fundamentalists.
It may sound boring, Bobcat Nation, but ...
It looks as if Taco Bell went off to finishing school and came back all grown up as a Chipotle.
Using the free sample technique perfected by crack dealers, the burrito giant will be giving away its giant burritos for free this Thursday.
But this ain’t ...
