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Dumbass State Rednecks

Do they teach spelling at Mississippi State?  I guess not.  Overheard in the left field lounge at Doody Noble Field… Bubba:  Hey Billy Ray, how’s did they teach us how to spell our state back in school? Billy Ray:  You mean that crooked letter hump ...

From 3RD DOWN H-BACK, Loser with Socks,  23 Feb 2009
Related Topics: John Deere

UAT Class at the Sugar Bowl

Any BCS bowl would have been thrilled to have Bama, the team that built the SEC, bring their well disciplined, soft spoken, under rated team to their bowl, but it was the Sugar Bowl and NOLA that was graced with their presence. Haven’t the people of ...

From 3RD DOWN H-BACK, Loser with Socks,  13 Jan 2009

Tebow to leave UF

MIAMI (SP) — Shortly after leading the Florida Gators to a national  championship with a 24-14 win over Oklahoma, junior quarterback Tim  Tebow announced that he would skip his senior season and ascend  directly into heaven. Tebow entered the press ...

From 3RD DOWN H-BACK, Loser with Socks,  13 Jan 2009
Related Topics: ESPN

Where not to be on Jan 2nd

Try to avoid a 10 mile radius of any Charter Communications office in Montgomery, AL.  Check out some of the comments in the link, don’t fuck with Bamah footbawl boy!  Expect the Charter crews unfortuante to be working those days  to be dodging molotov ...

From 3RD DOWN H-BACK, Loser with Socks,  24 Dec 2008
Related Topics: Charter Communications, Inc.,  FOX Broadcasting Company

Stay Classy Ole Miss

Andy Kennedy, the Ole Miss Mascotless basketball coach was arrested in Cincinnati this morning for beating the shit out of a cab driver of Arab decent.  The guy probably had it coming… Bad part is AK decided to drop some racial slurs in the process, ...

From 3RD DOWN H-BACK, Loser with Socks,  18 Dec 2008
Related Topics: Andy Kennedy

Wildboyz On the Plains

(so much profanity Saban would be jealous) Coach Chizik called his first team meeting on Sunday night after arriving from Iowa State. It looks like the welcome he received at the airport got him a little fired up. According to the athletic staff, ...

From 3RD DOWN H-BACK, Loser with Socks,  17 Dec 2008

Gene Chizik? Fuck you Jay Jacobs!

The title says it all. (Actually a great fark by LSUfreek) After Turner Gill wasn’t hired at Syracuse I thought it was a done deal… Any day Auburn would announce Coach Turner Gill as the new HC at Auburn…  Fuck me running sideways.  I may attend one AU ...

From 3RD DOWN H-BACK, Loser with Socks,  16 Dec 2008

Hail Saban

On a serious note, I had a great time in the UAT student section.  They could be the best Alabama fans in the country, because they are atypical of the sidewalk alumni that give every school, but Bammer in particular, a bad name.  I would rather sit in ...

From 3RD DOWN H-BACK, Loser with Socks,  2 Dec 2008

foosball1

Of course you do. Here are the two games to pick.  I hope I am wrong but I doubt I am. UGA is going to grab the Vawls by the throat and rape the ever living shit out of them.  Take UGA -13. The only way the Barn is going to score 19 points is with 3 ...

From 3RD DOWN H-BACK, Loser with Socks,  7 Oct 2008
Related Topics: National Collegiate Athletic Association

3rd Down H-Back

Easily the best $174 I have spent since I went all Pacman Jones at that strip club in Nogales. I can imagine Tuberville sporting these kicks and shades in T-town when the Barn is kicking the shit out of UAT for the 7th straight year. ...

From 3RD DOWN H-BACK, Loser with Socks,  27 Aug 2008

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